In the United Arab Emirates, the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment issued a fatwa barring Muslims from living on Mars.
Mars would pose “a real risk to life, and that can never be justified in Islam,” the committee said.
“Protecting life against all possible dangers and keeping it safe is an issue agreed upon by all religions and is clearly stipulated in verse 4/29 of the Holy Quran: Do not kill yourselves or one another. Indeed, Allah is to you ever Merciful.”
Before you Jews and Christians start laughing, keep in mind that your faith is based, in part, on a talking snake that persuaded some naked bimbo to eat a forbidden magic apple.